I'm heading up to LA, passing through San Clemente and I realize that a vehicle has been "following" me for about twenty miles. I finally look over and he's holding a sign that says "Nice Tits" with something else written underneath it I just couldn't tell what it was. I didn't know what to say to that so I turned away. Five minutes later, he is next to me again and he has another sign that says "Show me your tits." Again, I drive off and another five minutes he's next to me again! He show's the original sign again and I realize it was his number underneath "Nice Tits" and he flipped the sign over and it said "Sneak a pee." He turned on the inside light and he had three kids in the back watching a movie! Some old married guy hit on me while I was driving with kids in his car. Life couldn't get any better huh? lol
Today in my english class the teacher was talking and it was a good lecture; she's a good teacher. Well anyways this one guy got a tissue and was blowing his nose but all I heard was the noise and I didn't see what he was doing so I got this insane but hilarious image in my mind of this guy down on his knees, hands in the air using them as claws and hissing really loudly. I couldn't stop laughing, my face was red and tears coming out of my eyes and my teacher had no idea what I was doing or what was so funny. I think she thought I was laughing at her lecture. I didn't mean to offend her, but goddamn that was funny.
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