I once went to a party with my best friend. When we were there my friend pulled me to the side after I took my coat off and said my whole left breast was showing. I was so embarresed I just wanted to die.
Well I went to a stripclub with my friends and I have to tell you that I think im really weak when it comes to girls. I had an awesome time there but i saw this one chick i thought she was really gorgeous and I confess I wanted to talk to her more than just have her show off her body like that and give me a lap dance (i had a free lapdance ticket lol) but i hate myself casue then that means that i fall in love quick and i cannot really look at the stripclub as pure lust and pornography just like my buddies, i dont know...it just sometimes seems so sad...i dunno...it's all i got.
I'm 18, almost 19, and I've never been kissed. And hey, I like this confessional thing, because I've already seen about three people who are the same way. HA. We can be losers together!
I'm kidding. You are not a loser. You are a meaningful human being! Or something like that, anyway. But enough about you, let's talk about me. You know what I'm not: kissed. So now for what I am.
I'm attractive. I know this, in an objective sort of way. Guys think I am attractive.
I'm outgoing. Not being kissed has nothing to do with never meeting anyone TO kiss, precisely, so much as never meeting anyone I WANT to kiss. In 18 years, I've only ever wanted to kiss two people I've ever met. I almost wish I hadn't; then I could write myself off as asexual and move on.
Let's see...
I read romance novels religiously from the time I was about 13 to 16. Maybe that's why I haven't been kissed. Guys can't be that perfect and all that.
Well, damned if I'll settle, so I'll just be lonely and bitter for the rest of my life. Maybe join a nunnery. Sit around. Drink water. Read lots of books about how to read the Bible without ever actually reading the Bible itself. That would amuse me.
I'm a 16 year old male. I've had sex with about 52 girls now. Everytime I'm having sex with a girl I tend to think about farm animals. It's a really weird thought. I also like it when girls stick their thumb in my butt, it makes me cum really fast. I've never had a girlfriend i havent cheated on...I'm addicted to sex, its always on my mind and I'll do it anywhere. I recently got expelled from school for ******* a chick in the boys bathroom..idk whats wrong with me I can't help myself. I love to eat girls out on their period...it just taste really good for some reason.I've pulled tampons out with my mouth. Can anyone help me with my problems. Bo McElroy
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