I pull my hair out and eat the little roots off.It's so addictive I can't stop. There are these seriously bad looking bald spots all over my head and to conceal it I wear a hat all day. As addictive as it is I really wish I could have the willpower to stop, yet I've tried and tried to, to no avail. The medical term for it is Trichophagia or Trichotillomania and if I don't stop soon, then later on in my life I will have to go to the hospital and get a huge ball of hair removed from my gut. Those medically are called trichobezoars, or something. Good times!
I'm a single guy, and one morning about 2 months ago I woke up early and horny as hell. It was still very dark out, but the neighbors yard was lit up, and I could see the snowman that their kids had made a few days ago. I's sort of weird so I put on my sweats and my boots and went over there and screwed the snowman. Later that morning the cops showed up and arrested me for indeceant exposer, down at the station they asked me if I had sex with a snowman, I denied it, but they got a sample of my jiz from the snowman, and a fresh one from me, and yeah you did it. I got fined, and had to regester as a sex offender, a few days after it happened somebody made 3 little snow children beside the snowman, the guys at work think its funny as hell, but its embarrassing.
I'm a guy, and where me and my buddy work there's this big fat guy, well the day he started there, I started giving him all kinds of grief about his size and weight. I don't know how he found this out, but one evening he came over to my house and said, if you don't let me screw you I'm going to tell everbody at work how you let your buddy screw you on lunch break. I didn't want that out so I said ok, he wanted me dog fashion, but this dude is hugh, he weighs around 400 lbs. and when he got on he draped over me like a blanket, he was hung too, I felt like a pony mare getting bred by a draft horse stud. When he got done he said I won't be back, but you better never say anything more about me at work. I learned something that day, now at work when we meet, he always grins at me, and some of the other guys have started asking why I don't pester him any more.
love hurts cause once u tell someone u like them they turn on u,u think they feel somthin but in the end they dont feel anything u give them an expensive gift they give u smack that sucks that all they want from the u thet is basic truth once u tell them u like them they act like they might say yes by sayin maybe **** we say yes or no right then and there and wat do they do u give them ur heart those fucken bitches tore it apart- the simple truth but us guy have some things to be blame by thats wat we get girls go by there hearts and we go by our u no wat- by zid
On my 20th birthday on the way to my surprise birthday party set up by my husband, family and friends I gave him oral sex while he drove me there for 20 seconds. Little did I know he had cummed and I had it on my lip so when I walked in the door my one friend said "OMG Is that cum on your mouth?!" I looked at my husband and he was smirking. Lol.
I'm 17 and 2 years ago my ex girlfriend was giveing me oral sex and it was her first time.She was doing all right but out of the blue she bit me really bad and it started bleeding.I needed medical attention and There is a big scar there now.It looks really strange and I havn't the slightst Idea what I should tell my current girlfriend.
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