I like to meet a girl that doesnt go all by looks. I want someone who I can be there for and will be there for me as well. I need someone who has a good sense of humor and knows how to laugh and have a good time but when it is crunch time they will b ready. I dont know to much about relationships seeing as how i have never had one before-yea that means I am a virgin loser but I'm hoping,that whoever if anyone can look past that little tidbit of honest information eventhough I dont see it as a big problem. I need a girl that wants to be treated like a queen but aint gold diggin. I want someone with a even head around their shoulders. I love girls that like football movies and like getting high playing darts shooting pool and who like to party also. I dont want to be controlling or anything like that, I want to let you do your own thing. She also has to be able to let me do my own thing. Well I think that I am done rambling on and being confusing
I am a 31 year old male named John and I want to say ...
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs..
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy
and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was
kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was
filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for
millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one
in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad,
Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20
minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, pass
it on to someone who kneads it.
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